This child will not eat. I make gourmet, homemade food...and she will not touch it.
"I will not eat them, Sam I am, I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham!"
(Or chicken nuggets...I mean really, what kid doesn't eat chicken nuggets?!?!?!)
After much observation, I beleive she lives on pages of my magazines that have gone missing and milk, only out of her orange cup. Oh, and she will eat a Superdog without the bun and can kill cookies...
Awww...you are a cute little turd, aren't you? :-)
Rotten...but absolutely irresistible....
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